Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We left the knife in your bed.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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