he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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