I got chris browned last night
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Randomize