Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
BRING THE BAGELS
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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