I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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