Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry

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(540): View more from Virginia

just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south

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(571): View more from Virginia

Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

(703): View more from Virginia

this can't be going anywhere good

(571): View more from Virginia

nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

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(914): View more from New York

Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters

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(281): View more from Texas

he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."

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(718): View more from New York

Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I round house kicked her emotions in the face

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(913): View more from Kansas

You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us

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