she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.