Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood

  (540): View more from Virginia

  pics

  (757): View more from Virginia

  no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood (540): pics (757): no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles http://tfl.nu/lmz0
  Replies (6) Good night (1892) Bad night (731)
• Favorite

  (418): View more from Quebec

  I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (418): I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate http://tfl.nu/4k8x
  Replies (5) Good night (1667) Bad night (668)
• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something http://tfl.nu/p4oj
  Replies (31) Good night (996) Bad night (7433)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store... http://tfl.nu/z9dc
  Replies (50) Good night (7914) Bad night (956)
• Favorite

  (216): View more from Ohio

  normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (216): normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures http://tfl.nu/psn6
  Replies (24) Good night (8255) Bad night (883)
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower.... http://tfl.nu/5ddp
  Replies (14) Good night (1221) Bad night (4312)
• Favorite

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (262): He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian. http://tfl.nu/yx8n
  Replies (6) Good night (3513) Bad night (1281)
• Favorite

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (605): it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead. http://tfl.nu/wbpi
  Replies (18) Good night (1730) Bad night (6210)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears http://tfl.nu/xih7
  Replies (19) Good night (5054) Bad night (756)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name http://tfl.nu/jjfc
  Replies (3) Good night (2392) Bad night (830)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week http://tfl.nu/ejf9
  Replies (3) Good night (904) Bad night (913)
• Favorite

  (801): View more from Utah

  dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (801): dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back. http://tfl.nu/m80x
  Replies (15) Good night (549) Bad night (1097)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls. http://tfl.nu/33f6
  Replies (4) Good night (487) Bad night (982)
• Favorite

  (940): View more from Texas

  Sorry about the flaming shit on your door

  (940): View more from Texas

  I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (940): Sorry about the flaming shit on your door (940): I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text http://tfl.nu/x4xg
  Replies (3) Good night (788) Bad night (534)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants.... http://tfl.nu/17h8
  Replies (1) Good night (848) Bad night (327)

Randomize