at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I need to calm my uterus...
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