I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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