The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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