Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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