I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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