also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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