You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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