Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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