just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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