I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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