Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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