you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
