Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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