Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.