At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
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do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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