the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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