Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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