I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Can't talk, ducks in the car
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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