none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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