I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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