I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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