There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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