The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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