check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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