did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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