well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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