dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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