Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
