Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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