Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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