It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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