Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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