Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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