Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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