Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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