party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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