Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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