Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood