Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
operation have a gay friend backfired
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...