Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?