Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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