Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Randomize
