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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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