You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we made out on top of his cat.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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