You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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