stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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