It's like God shit irony all over that family
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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