so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
