CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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