Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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