I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
and she was petting her beer can
I am midnight drunk by noon
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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