this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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