I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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